This website exists in part to inform you of what changes I make to my call forwarding, any special circumstances and timelines I enforce to my telephones, or what to do if you can't reach me. Scroll down for the latest STATUS and read through DEFINITIONS of terms I use here if needed. If you are one of my blind friends, I have no audibly readable telephone numbers in this page right now and do not list them in hypertext due to excessive spamming via bots and spiders indexing websites. Someday I likely will have an audio file you can click for the info, but for now, have someone sighted read you the cell phone number I have imaged in the site. My mailing address is always in the FCC database.

 Be forewarned if I have my cell phone with me and don't recognize the number you're calling from, that I will likely answer as "Hell Cell" and it should not be construed as anything negative. I get some strange calls from the River Valley region of western Arkansas where the number originates, and because it's the easiest number to remember in a city of almost 30,000 - quite a few people have it listed in their personal directories as that - the Hell Cell!

Calls are autoforwarded to my Guymon, OK location from numbers I have in:
* Cody, WY (google voice) This is expected to be permanent in the future, only a handful have it now.
* Nationwide 800 WATS (continuously in service since '92)I will provide the number upon request but ask that you advise me if you're calling me on it. Doing so will give me the opportunity of calling you back as it should save me $$, depending on the circumstances.
* or my cell phone,

DEFINITIONS with more to be added:

* Hell Celltm - My infamous cell phone This, as well as ALL my numbers are on the Do Not Call List. This is what you should use if you can't get me on any of the other lines. If I don't know you, I will likely answer with "Hell Cell" It's based Russellville, AR and likely mobile-to-mobile to any Verizon national plan user. It's important to note my Packet 8 service will/was disconnected 12/15/12.

LATEST STATUS:

 Effective 12/21/12, my Sioux City, IA and Little Rock, AR numbers have been disconnected. They are no longer needed, used, nor will the numbers be ported. This is to save $$ while I seek new employment.

 A few of you know my Google number based in Cody, WY (area code 307) and it will continue to forward to my Hell Cell, the primary number.  As a result of these changes, I will probably enable voicemail on my Hell Cell again.